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These are the collected stories of Theopolis P. Aardvark, unlucky at life, often abused, coming into contact with all sorts of dodgy undesirables. These have been saved in a raw text format, as originally emailed to myself.
Aardvark I
Aardvark II
Aardvark III
Aardvark IV
Aardvark V
Aardvark VI
Aardvark VII
Aardvark VIII
Aardvark IX